BBC News – Dentists aim for drill-free future.

Top Set
First class dentists.

Bottom set
NHS dentists.

Dental Floss
The nurse.

Molar
Underground dentist.

Drill
You can’t stop yourself doing this all down your shirt.

Wisdom tooth
One that hides from dentists as long as possible.

Milk tooth
Used in areas with very tough milk.

Veneer
The cheery manner of the dentist.

Wash your mouth out
What you have to do after swearing at the pain.

Cap
What the dentist’s mother should have used.

Crown
What you want to do to the dentist.

Bite together
How the else do you bite?

Orthodontist
You can see the dentist orthodontist.

Dental plate
It’s sitting on the counter with all your teeth in it.

Denture
…just hate dentists.

Sterilised
What the dentist’s mother should have been.

White filling
Relic of dental apartheid.

Interdental brush
Brush that’s as home in another country as it is here.

Discolouration
See White filling.

Grind
What the dentist’s father and mother shouldn’t have done.

Cavity
The mystery cat.

Decay
Coffee with no cay.

Chair
You’ll need to sit down when you see the bill.

Whiten
What you do when you see the bill.

Anaesthetic
The bill makes you feel numb.

“Open wide”
Your wallet.

Impacted
What the bill has done to your finances.

Root
What you feel the dentist’s mother and father shouldn’t have done.

Root canal
Where they shouldn’t have done it.

Implant
What the dentist’s father shouldn’t have done.

Dentene
Adolescent dentist.

Abcess
Dentists are a bit rubbish at the alphabet.

Aspirate
Most nurses would like to work somewhere better.

Filling
Don’t swallow the mouthwash. It is very.

X-Ray
Dentist who changed his name to avoid irate patients.

Mask
Used to hide the X-Ray’s identity.

Gingivitis
Inflammation of red hair.

Ulcer
How the Northern Irish say “Ulster”. They have very bad teeth.

Conclusion
It has cost you thousands to be able to smile with confidence but one look at the bill and it’s a waste of time because you’ll never feel like smiling again.