Bathrooms were invented when showers began to take over from the tin bath in the living room. One misdirected jet could put the fire right out.
Discreet knock on the bathroom door to make sure no one’s in there.
You’ve almost given up hope.
What your heart does when a voice says they’ll be ages yet.
Every morning it features your very own portrait of Dorian Grey.
Person scared of a razor.
They’re in a hurry.
The best shavers in the country.
The leader of a group of shower heads.
Headed by the Minister for Cleanliness.
Short segment of a tune you hum in the shower.
Essay on bathrooms by Emile Zola.
He got into one.
Speech by Minister for Cleanliness.
Can happen when you put too much water in it.
“It’s still wet!”
Unconvincing explanation as to why the towel wasn’t hung out to dry.
Receiving a dry one.
Common hazard in smaller bathrooms.
When you’ve brushed against it too hard and fallen over.
How to stop your next door neighbour being a voyeur.
What the navy has to do.
Asking for the bathroom in Spain.
Sometimes the corridor outside the bathroom can get very crowded.
Sorry, we’ll be finished in a minute.