The world’s cheapest car. As the name suggests, it’s so reasonably priced because it is built from potatoes.
Where Tatas are sold.
What you suffer when you get the bill for the first problem.
Punching your chair when the car won’t start.
Kicking it in desperation.
Hitting it with a golf club doesn’t do any good.
You’re driven to drink. The only place it will drive you.
The bar in which you sit despondently.
As, across the road, your car becomes a burnt out vehicle with no wheels and smashed windows.
Started the fire.
Used to help an estate car burn.
Could use it as a barbecue.
You’ll have to until you buy another car.
You may have to take in a lodger to afford a new car though.
Scantily clad women used to distract your attention from the lack of ‘as standard’ features.
Headgear for female drivers.
Where a woman keeps her bonnet.
Found in gearbox. Used to keep trousers up and has “Take That” on the buckle.
Also found in gearbox.
Useful apparel if you are driving to the beach
Used to check how long you’ve been stuck in a tailback on the Bank Holiday weekend while heading for the beach .
Often heard prior to an accident.
Rear view mirror
Used by female driver worried whether her bum looks big in this car.
Oh dear. It does.
That bonnet again. Wearing it won’t help.
Bonnet from a Sikh car
Film starring James Stewart. Not much to do with cars.
Teleportation. In the future we will no longer need motor vehicles.
On average, each household in Britain has 2.5 cars. The .5 being the burnt out Estate car opposite the pub.