Show jumping was invented so that members of the Royal Family could win medals at the Olympics.
Horse of the Year Show
A bit boring until they let other horses compete.
Smelly waste in the stable area.
What they have to do in the stables to get rid of the refusal.
Four faults and a refusal
When a horse knocks a fence down then loses bowel control.
What a rider has to do when their horse stops suddenly.
What a show jumper says when the horse stops suddenly.
Unscrupulous horse dealer who sells stolen animals.
Choosing a horse.
What horses tend to do in the stables.
What stable-hands wear to overcome the stench of the refusal.
Wife of a male show jumper.
Former presenter of Blue Peter. Tried show jumping once.
What a stable hand has to do amid the refusal.
Horse and rider.
Someone’s hitched a ride.
Show Jumping Grand Prix
Carnage. The cars go much too fast to avoid the animals.
Course designed for farm animals.
Small pin placed on the course by unscrupulous competitors before their opponents go out.
Used to settle drawn events. But difficult to take in riding boots.
What the mother of the Olympic champion tends to do.
Shooting a horse.
The corgis enjoy one of the losing horses at suppertime.