Everyone sat around drinking tea and agreeing on what a charming day it was, and Oliver Cromwell said but wouldn’t it be just spiffing if the king would step aside, what?
Charles hid in a pub to escape Cromwell. This worked because the Puritans were all teetotallers and couldn’t go in.
Side-effect of hiding in a pub.
Solemn League and Covenant
Charles told his wife he wouldn’t drink any more.
Generally crackling away in the corner of the Royal Oak.
Declaration of Indulgence
Eventually he gave in and announced: “I, Charles, am going to the pub to get drunk and chat up the barmaids and orange-sellers.
When Charles eventually took throne he had aged a bit and needed touching up.
Did the touching up.
Nell Gwynne’s oranges
She favoured the perma-tanned look.
He had a lot of mistresses.
Raising an army
And a lot of children.
Escape to France
He needed a break from the noise made by all the kids.
Effect of firing a pistol at a religious leader.
MPs came and went when they wanted and didn’t take things very seriously while they were there.
How he put out the Fire of London.
1661 Corporation Act
Charles formed the BBC.
He told the BBC it had to show the cricket.
Central heating for kings.
They turned it into a sideboard.
Charles was lucky to die before the Child Support Agency was formed.