Battle of the Little Big Horn
Caused by the Indians casting aspersions on Custer’s sexual organs.
What Custer wasn’t.
Custer had his hair coloured bright blond to make sure he stood out. He did and got shot.
What you had to make to be sure you’d get the battle you wanted.
Custer used these, leading to the deaths of many well-meaning 14-year-olds in woggles. The fact that they earned a Being Scalped badge was little recompense.
It thought it was a duck.
Prior to the battle, Custer’s men tried to scare the Indians off by mounting an entertainment based on traditional Irish music.
Pipes of peace
The Indians countered mercilessly with records from Paul McCartney’s solo career.
Custer replied desperately with instrumentals by The Shadows.
Sound made by Indians laughing at Custer’s yellow hair.
Subtitles featured in the 1960s television series of the battle featuring Batman, Robin, and the Heap Big Riddler.
While Custer dressed in yellow suede, the Indians were so poor they couldn’t afford real asins.
Custer’s men. The first six had taken one look at his hair and scarpered .
One reason the Indians won was their use of early cruise missile technology.
What the Indians stored their moccasin leather on.
Religious newspaper featuring the first reports of the battle.
Custer is now seen as a symbol of oppression of native Americans. And of the stupidity of blonds.