The first haircut was on Samson went for a job interview as a temple demolisher. It was done by…
Like many girlfriends, she thought she could cut hair, but the result made Samson weak at the knees.
As in “it’s all gone curling-tong, Delilah”…
Even worse haircut.
Something for the weekend
Inevitable result of girlfriend cutting hair.
Anglo-Saxon stylist. Had lots of regulars.
What Wild West hairdressers said instead of goodbye.
Old politicians used to sport hairpieces.
What women do a lot of after an expensive hairstyle.
What you should do for a long while before deciding on short on top, long at the back.
Style popularised by England midfielder. See “Mullet”
Fitted to scissors for very tall clients.
When the scissors are blunt.
Even more inefficient.
If you have these in your hair then you need a different shampoo.
When a pen falls into the sink.
Shampoo and set
When cement falls into the sink.
Touching up the roots
When a tree falls into the sink.
Time-consuming before electricity was invented.
Designed to get more backspin on the comb during Wimbledon fortnight.
What gels often are.
Employed by friendly gel.
You get this in high-class stylists. But you can have tea if you prefer.
Green raincoat designed for alfresco styling.
Speciality of naturist salons.
Short haircutting video.
Short back and sides
Old hairdressers do this.
It grows back.