Rich people created public schools so their children didn’t have to be taught alongside poor people. This is called the Class System.
Pupil who uses a train to reach school.
Showy pupil who decides to arrive by water.
What a boater arrives in.
Eton boating song
Celebrates those who arrive by water.
Pupils arguing over who’s going to arrive on the off-roader.
Old school tie
Mater needs to buy you a new one.
Old school blazer
Fondly remembered accident in the chemistry lab.
Old school house
Type of hip-hop music.
Protection money given to the school bully.
Had behind the bike sheds.
What pupils do with their fags.
Lots of fags here.
Cry heard when boys are caught behind the bike sheds.
What the experience of being caught behind the bike-sheds with a fag does to a pupil.
Pupil who is in touch with his feelings.
Someone who excels at everything except spelling.
Tom Brown’s Schooldays
Monday to Saturday.
Employee designated to wander the school with a torch in case of power cuts.
What masters study in the racing pages during break.
They bet on this too.
Onsite cosmetic surgery. Feature of new, co-educational schools.
Necessary before the anaesthetic in the tuck shop.
Sedentary right-wing politician. Typical product of public schools.
Once a year public schoolboys are taught to speak like ordinary people. In many cases one day is plainly not enough (see Dormitory).
Public schools have provided most of our top politicians throughout history, and so have made Britain what it is today. But they try to keep that quiet.