Man has walked on the moon, plumbed the ocean depths, and invented watches that tell the time in glowing numbers. It was only a matter of time before he overreached himself and tried to do his own home improvements.
Angled piece of wood loosely attached to a badly painted wall.
Length of wood generally located between half an inch and one inch from the floor.
Several planks crudely formed into a shape that might just fit a doorway, given a good kick and unusually low humidity.
There was one when you came in. You should have put another on the other side of the door before you closed it.
Useful when people want to see what you’ve done.
Quantum object. It is impossible to know where this is before you have located it with a six-inch nail.
You’ll need a lot of these.
DON’T TOUCH THAT!
You should have taken the blind down.
And a bit more when you’ve worked out where you should have made that hole.
Actually, it looks quite nice just leaning up against the wall.
Floor covering that shrinks when you turn your back.
Don’t believe what they tell you. It is designed to undulate attractively.
In fact your overalls are off and you’re weeping uncontrollably.
And asking for help from beyond the grave.
There isn’t one. Once you start, it’s never over.