The World Cup began in 1966 when England won it.
England were managed by an incomplete Ramsey.
Man who understands football. These days you generally find one in charge of Argentina or Germany.
Man who would like to understand football.
What England players see the night before an important game.
Has an uncanny ability to drive blindfold through a farm and avoid every single barn door.
Plays on the side of the pitch opposite where he plays for his club.
Says the manager was right to play the winger there.
Player who has forgotten his glasses.
Unorthodox strike force chosen by England manager at the end of his tether.
“All we are saying is give us a goal”.
Manoeuvre perfected by David Beckham designed to get himself sent off.
What Maradona did after 45 minutes.
Rule designed to ensure that English goals against Argentina and Germany can be disallowed.
General condition of the England manager.
Scheme designed to ensure that Argentina and Germany always beat England.
Designed to end the game just as England are about to equalise against Argentina or Germany.
Blowing the whistle
Admitting the England manager is incompetent.
Normally reads “England lose”.
Person who comes up with excuses for the England manager.
E I Addio
When someone loses in the final to Brazil.