The home of golf is named after St Andrew, an early Christian martyr crucified for moving his ball.
Team of golfers.
Used to press silly trousers.
The proper way to play.
In general, the grass should be this colour.
Hole in one
Painful accident when the ball shoots upwards upon being struck.
Condition resulting from a hole in one.
The café is closed.
Often consumed with tee.
Cake that follows.
Container for the tee.
Sound of a motorised golf cart.
Person in charge of the motorised golf cart.
Limousine style golf cart.
Hitler’s underground golf course.
Raking the bunker
Having a go with a machine gun.
Dangerous place to lose your ball.
What you do to a sand wedge.
How you feel if you don’t get tee and a sand wedge.
Lack of tee and sand wedge.
Transatlantic competition between television commentators.
What some golfers get up to after playing.
See Golf Pro.
Extremely unusual medical condition
See hole in one.
“I promise I haven’t moved my ball closer to the hole.”
Guessing how many attempts you’ve had to hit the ball.
Too many cups of tee means there’s someone looking for a private place in the rough.
Going home after spending six hours unsuccessfully looking for a lost ball.