Educational payment. As your overdraft reaches five figures, you learn never to trust a Labour government again.
When, in a grand ceremony, successful students are presented with an illuminated scroll detailing their monthly payments for the next 40 years.
At graduation students are also presented with one of these on the basis that their best hope is to look for work as a brickie.
Or a superhero.
What you need on your head if you think creating a nation of debtors is a good idea.
What every student does when they get their first student loan statement.
Many have to sit down again in shock.
What the Government has cleverly managed to remove.
Sex is the only entertainment they can afford.
Mafia mastermind behind the education racket.
The Don’s best henchperson with the thumbscrew. Don’t fall behind with your repayments.
You won’t have this after the Don has broken your legs.
What you can’t afford on your phone any more.
Student who has taken the ultimate way out.
Student who supplements their income delivering mail.
What the government tries to do to the evidence that tuition fees are making education too expensive for poor people.
They just seem to grow of their own accord.
Student are forced to live in corridors.
What you will have lost by the time you pay off your student debt.
You’ll be too poor to get married.
Who you’ll have to sponge money off to eat.
I hear they may need baggage handlers.
It’ll drive you to drink
Sound of a student’s jaw hitting the floor when they open their gas bill.
As long as it takes students at this particular university to realise they have made a terrible mistake.
Legendary land where haggises wander the mountains, monsters swim in lochs, and students learn for free.
University boat race
The winners are the first to learn they’re up shit creek without a paddle.
Used to be the conclusion. Now they’re just the beginning…
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