And on the eighth day, He was unemployed.
What unemployed people wore in Biblical times. Often accessorised with ashes.
Very patient in his search for work.
What you need to do if the boss starts being uncomfortable in your company.
Have the motto, “in deepest sympathy at the loss of your employment”.
Being able to stay in bed late.
You can sleep in the afternoons, too.
Type of French car that is all you’ll be able to afford now.
Aren’t they all?
Losing your job on a building site.
Losing your job on a building site when it wasn’t you who dropped the brick on the foreman.
Losing your job as a robot in Covent Garden.
The French woman in Human Resources you never heard from while you had a job.
The computer that has taken over your job.
Losing your job as a trumpet player.
Leading lights in the world of idle, lazy scroungers.
If you’re a glamour model, anything less than 34C.
When the whole choir finds itself out of a job.
Communal pen on the end of a metal chain, used to fill in application forms.
Being forced to take a post in a funfair as a coconut technician.
A pen, a piece of paper, a window ledge…