Most modern Spanish people are Iberians. It is unclear why and when they all decided to move to Spain.
One theory is that they were on holiday and the company went bust.
Character in Spanish version of Crossroads.
Character in Spanish version of “The Hobbit”.
The Spanish national anthem goes “Only Juan Carlos, there’s only Juan Carlos”.
Every lunchtime, the Spanish take two hours off work to go home and watch repeats of Rantzen in “That’s Life”.
The consumer injustices detailed in the programme make them so annoyed they then have to watch men beating up innocent animals.
Where bullfighters wipe their feet before they enter the arena.
The Morning Star. Often waved at right-wing bulls to wind them up.
Running with the bulls
A curious tendency. Most people would find running away from the bulls a more sensible proposition.
Female sunbathers who invented the bikini.
What male sunbathers wear to go swimming.
A particularly small costa.
A white costa designed to show off a tan.
Costa del Sol
Costa del crime
A costa that becomes transparent when wet.
Islands that fly south for the summer.
She’s 86, you know.
Boat trip for white-bearded men who haven’t a lot to do for most of the year.
Most tourists who arrive in Spain are damp. This is because the weather there is so good that any rain has to fall on the plane.