Origin
The Moon was created when an asteroid knocked a big chunk of the Earth out into space. Sadly, it wasn’t Mar-a-Lago.

Composition
People used to think the grey, dusty, Moon was made of cheese. This says quite a lot about the quality of cheese eaten by early astronomers.

Man In The Moon
People used to believe in the man in the Moon. But pubs are closing all the time.

Dark Side
Part of the Moon controlled by Darth Vader.

Blue Moon
It saw me standing alone.

Total Eclipse Of The Moon
Unsuccessful follow-up record by Bonnie Tyler.

Sea Of Tranquillity
It was for 40 million years till the Americans landed a ruddy great rocket there.

Lunar Orbit
Chewing gum stuck to Neil Armstrong’s spaceboot.

Moon Landings
Found outside Moon bedrooms.

Moonwalk
Impression done by Michael Jackson of a sparrow walking backwards. This if nothing else should have told us something.

One Small Step For Man
Neil Armstrong had tiny feet.

Low Gravity
Frivolousness while on the Moon.

Moon Rock
The Eagles have landed.

Moon Dust
Big job for a cleaner.

Moon Shot
Drink served on Apollo 11.

Asteroids
What an astronaut gets if they sit on Moon rock for too long.

Conclusion
Many Americans say we never went to the Moon. But their travel qualifications are limited. They’re often so fat they can barely reach their own bathroom without a mobility scooter.