The Moon was created when an asteroid knocked a big chunk of the Earth out into space. Sadly, it wasn’t Mar-a-Lago.
People used to think the grey, dusty, Moon was made of cheese. This says quite a lot about the quality of cheese eaten by early astronomers.
Man In The Moon
People used to believe in the man in the Moon. But pubs are closing all the time.
Part of the Moon controlled by Darth Vader.
It saw me standing alone.
Total Eclipse Of The Moon
Unsuccessful follow-up record by Bonnie Tyler.
Sea Of Tranquillity
It was for 40 million years till the Americans landed a ruddy great rocket there.
Chewing gum stuck to Neil Armstrong’s spaceboot.
Found outside Moon bedrooms.
Impression done by Michael Jackson of a sparrow walking backwards. This if nothing else should have told us something.
One Small Step For Man
Neil Armstrong had tiny feet.
Frivolousness while on the Moon.
The Eagles have landed.
Big job for a cleaner.
Drink served on Apollo 11.
What an astronaut gets if they sit on Moon rock for too long.
Many Americans say we never went to the Moon. But their travel qualifications are limited. They’re often so fat they can barely reach their own bathroom without a mobility scooter.