Shoes were invented when women ran out of other things to buy.
Man who won’t go shoe-shopping with his partner.
What the man will get if he consistently refuses.
Man who reluctantly agrees to go.
Woman who can’t decide whether to buy Manolos or Jimmy Choos.
Supercilious shop assistant who says they both look good.
But he’ll say anything to flog another pair at those prices.
Puss in Boots
They were too tight, and now you’ve got gangrene.
You’ve got them off at last.
You should have looked where you were walking in those stilettos.
Footwear that pokes up through the top of jeans.
What some women think they grow on.
Women who claim they are just nipping to the supermarket.
Men can be excited by footwear too.
What many people find themselves on after spending too much.
What the addict wears to a bankruptcy hearing.
Heap good footwear.
Made the first pair of moccasins.
Worn by railway workers.
Eskimos haven’t made many inroads into the footwear industry due to the inadequacy of their raw materials.
Wooden shoes popular in Holland for sailing around reclaimed land.
Dancer meets banana skin.
Give some women enough rope…
What bankrupt women are forced to do.
A stall at a car boot sale in a desperate attempt to recoup some of the thousands of pounds wasted on unworn shoes.