India is a subcontinent. As soon as it surfaced it became all the Raj.
Full of naked dancers.
What you say when you get to Calcutta.
Little prick. Humorous riposte by jaipur.
Where women wear the trousers.
What Indian animals like before they go in the curry.
Berries that grow under water. Essential for a subcontinent.
Indian cocktail often featuring a pondicherry on a stick.
Constantly having a go at the cat for playing with your pondicherries.
Made from pondicherries.
Store selling jammu.
Robbers who target delhis.
Mother is in the delhi.
Violent place. Full of ganges.
Short for Assamuel.
Assam’s sweetheart. When she sees him her heart goes: “Boom biddy boom biddy boom…” etc.
Always carried a candle for Assam, but her lack of depilation repelled him.
Indian racehorse kidnapped by ganges.
Type of maharaja who smokes heavily.
Happy man. Life for him is a bowl of pondicherries.
Unwell man. Could have eaten over-ripe pondicherries.
Rodent partial to pondicherries.
Pirates finding a part of India inhospitable.
Cat learning to express itself.
Huge tiger (or pura) so big it’s only half in India.
Huge tiger looking for a mate.
Bay of Bengal
Dangerous place to go paddling. Especially if you’re a tigress.
India is now firmly attached to Asia and so is unlikely to submerge again unless there is a very heavy pondicherry crop.