Gene, Rod and Chuck Berry as “Wagon Train to the Stars”, it had to be renamed after the horses suffocated in space.
Spinoff programme from ‘Starfleet’s Got Talent’.
It’s five-year mission was OVER 42 YEARS AGO!!! And yet there’s another film out. THAT’s enterprise for you.
The. CAP. Tain. OF. The. Star. Ship. ENTER. Prise.
What Scotty liked to gnaw on.
Type of rubber use to make Spock’s prosthetic ears.
To have an alien planet named after a Roman god from Earth.
Wrote the first series. Then “The Cherry Orchard”.
Named after the noise the male members of the cast made when she sat down in that miniskirt.
Seven of Nine
Ten out of ten, more like!
Some species have strange ways of greeting visitors.
Still easier to see than an NHS one.
Didn’t save many lives.
Mr Geordi La Forge
Ships blacksmith. Famous for his catchphrase “Why aye, who wants a horse-shoe!?”.
What people do into the borg after a night on the Klingon blood wine.
There’s a long line for the borg. Everyone’s been on the Klingon blood wine.
First class cabin area with ensuite borgs.
What you’d like to make with Seven of Nine.
To boldly go where no man has gone before
Seven of Nine again.
You’ve booked the cabin.
What Seven of Nine calls you when you try to make first contact.
Romulan cloaking device
Designed to hide holes in the plot.
Propulsion system using plot holes to travel quickly from one scene to another.
Picture of a missile.
All aliens between the ages of 5 and 9 have to go to school.
Part of the starship engine’s gearbox.
Stuck in the neutral zone
Very irritating if you are trying to move away from intersteallar traffic lights.
Saturday nights in the corridors of the crew quarters are a good crack.
When Spock gets his prosthetics too close to a hot impulse drive.
Where you plug the TV in.
Live long and prosper. Well, everyone apart from the bloke you’ve never seen before in the bright red uniform on the away mission.