Cookery was invented by Mrs Beeton, who wrote a book after she found her puddings roasted during the Great Fire of London.
List of items designed to include at least one thing you don’t have in your cupboard.
Place in Brazil famous for ingredients.
Substituting inferior ingredients.
The Platters, Marmalade and Bread
A hot kitchen.
Even hotter kitchen.
What you get from the family when you burn the meal.
Someone who says they told you the oven was too hot.
Cooking in a garishly over the top manner, common at barbecues.
Weather common during barbecues.
Only place on an airfield where it is safe to do a barbecue.
Knee bone used as medieval cooking implement.
Ghostly chef who turned up at medieval feasts.
Way women used to have to sit to eat as they were not allowed to straddle chairs.
Referee in a cookery competition.
Used to power the microwave oven.
When the family finally give up on the food being edible.
Sauce designed to accompany baked marsupial.
Tossing the salad
Getting confused on Pancake Day.
Cookery is the new rock’n’roll. In fact, everything is the new rock’n’roll except for rock’n’roll. And Jamie Oliver’s pop band.