Organisation of gay lions.
Gay love triangle.
Lion in a woggle and shorts.
Lion that only appears at Christmas.
Where the spare monopoly sets are kept.
Not everyone is allowed into the reserve.
Used to include Christians. Less so now.
What lions eat after a starter.
When a big cat says it’s not going to eat you.
Pack of lions
When they tell you one fib after another.
What other animals do when they see a hungry lion.
King of the Jungle
Winner of “I’m a Celebrity Lion, Get Me Out of Here”.
Gun favoured by Nazi lions.
Lion in an open-necked shirt.
Survived being thrown into the lions’ den. Scholars now believe this was because the lions were watching a particularly good game of football and had had a couple too many beers.
Pioneered lion chiropody.
A particularly tired lion in the jungle. The mighty jungle.
Extremely bad at hunting due to its habit standing on its back legs and playing a trumpet, which tends to frighten the food away.
One that cuts other lions’ manes.
African percussion instrument.
One that shaves its mane, wears Doc Martens boots, and terrorises smaller animals.
Required for very big fish. You need a big hook, though.
Seigfried and Roy
Lions are classed as big cats. And they sure are, daddio!