Course it is. Sraining.
There isn’t one. Or a rainbreak.
Sun tan lotion
Research has shown that it often doesn’t work properly. Not a problem in the UK.
Rain, rain, and more rain.
Helps you remember the good old days when we did have summers.
Setting a newspaper alight to keep warm.
Weather forecasters who keep changing their mind about when summer will actually start.
Swimming really fast to keep warm.
Kind of summer that is very touchy about not being warm enough.
WXYZ. Alphabet recited to try to decrease your annoyance at the lack of sun.
You take refuge in spirits to warm you up.
You have to stay in because of the rain.
What you do in frustration at all the rain.
Getting really annoyed it won’t stop raining.
Measure of how many times you’ve gone to the pub in frustration at the terrible weather.
You’ve got such headache you have to take one of these.
What you need to get away from the English summer.
You dial the travel agent.
What you see from your aeroplane as you break through the clouds on your way to your holiday.
Cat on a hot tin roof.
Character from Harry Potter.
Affliction caused by nude sunbathing.
Sunglasses worn in large American cars.
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