The first person to take any form of medicine was the ancient Greek Asclepius as he used to carry a big stick with a snake coiled around it that kept biting him.
What the snake eventually was.
Medicine God gave to Moses.
Medicines made from rural areas.
Medicines with a widget in them.
Medicines made by compulsive liars.
What the liars face if they’re found out.
Cartoon show about the antics of a family of yellow-coloured chemists from Springfield.
Writing on the back of the packet telling you what the pills look like.
Telling the chemist which pills you want with a stuffy nose.
What the chemist has to pass before they’re allowed to serve anyone.
What French chemists receive after passing their exams.
Artistic lighting on the chemists shop.
Breaking down in tears when the chemist says they’ve run out of the medicine you need.
You should have phoned ahead to check they had some in stock.
Taking medicine in your house.
Taking medicine in a friends’ house.
Giving medicine to a Dalek.
Dr that gives medicine to the Dalek.
Anti-flu treatment favoured by buxom, blonde, American country and western singers.
Phlegm, nasal mucus and specks of green stuff.
Giving up on the local chemist and going abroad to buy your medicine.
‘Laughter is the best medicine’, so read this guide three times a day after food.